Tag 'random':

And now… random puppies!
Aug 19th, 2015

dogs random

Every now and then, you need some.

Make Limits Java Heap Size on 32-bit Linux
Jul 23rd, 2015

aaaaargh! frustrating java make project management random
Annual hours saved: 2

Here’s a fun one. The following command:

java -Xmx2g Test

works fine when run from the command-line, but not when run from within a make recipe. It errors out with the following message:

Error occurred during initialization of VM
Could not reserve enough space for object heap
Error: Could not create the Java Virtual Machine.
Error: A fatal exception has occurred. Program will exit.

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Witch One
Jul 13th, 2014

funny homage random

Ostello: Gee, Cabbott, I uh… I just heard what happened, and that’s terrible.

Cabbott: Yes. Judy took the news particularly badly. She loved that cat.

Ostello: Don’t worry pal, we rounded up all the witches in the area, and they’re all lined up here. Go ahead and see if you can pick her out.

[Window lights up. Cabbott looks for a moment.]

Cabbott: Alright. I’m sure Witch One killed my cat.
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